Thursday, November 20, 2008

TOTZ AWKZ HERZL PROMO VIDS





Could these videos BE any more totz awkz!?!

Personal Highlights:
  1. everything Nate Wohl says
  2. the Floating Potash head that appears out of nowhere
  3. how Herzl is only referred to as "Camp Herzl" the whole time. Who the fuck calls it that??
  4. how no one knows the Hebrew part of the Herzl song
  5. closing footage of the dirty clothesline, orange statue, Herzl cheese!!!

Sunday, November 16, 2008

The Big Question


Where will the little Obamas go to school? Sidwell Friends? Maret? Georgetown Day? Why do I care? I don't know?

"All across town, parents are already dreamily envisioning casual chats with the president and first lady at soccer practices and PTA meetings, while little girls are swooning over the prospect of White House sleepovers with the daughters of the nation’s first black president."

Hahaha I would be too...

More weird highlights:

"Mrs. Dozoretz also passed along a note from her 10-year-old daughter, Melanne, who was thrilled about the prospect of an Obama presidency and the possibility that the girls might end up at her school. (“I love Sidwell because I learn so much there,” Melanne wrote in the note addressed to Mrs. Obama.)
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"And for many black parents and students, the buzz has been thrilling. Dylan McAfee, an African-American girl in second grade at Georgetown Day, met Mrs. Obama last Monday and has been star-struck ever since. “I touched her hand and she smelled like cherries,” she said."

oh my GOD this is funny.

possibly the best thing on SNL since Dick in a Box

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Where's Seth?

Can you find Seth in all of the pictures below?

First of all, let me just say that I am not going to post this celeb's full name due to Barbara's celeb blogging experience.

But anyways, I meant to post this last weekend, after my SR double-feature extravaganza (Pineapple Express on Friday at Wes and Zack and Miri Make a Porno on Saturday at Destinta), but anyways, here you go: My father + a brand new iPhone + creepy stalker relatives + SR at a wedding =



OMG Joy of My Life!

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Look, it's Babs!

One Last Hurrah for Palin Nation!


Hehehehe I couldn't help it! Control yourself, woman! You were only in this thing for like two months anways! Think about how Hil must have felt!

The Top 5 Body Language Moments of Election Day

I highly recommend this slideshow. The pictures! The captions!!

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Just Felt the Need...


Huff po column attempts to settle the nerves of paranoid democrats:

Even though every political and statistical indication points to an Obama victory tonight -- and a healthy one at that -- a certain brand of liberal paranoia persists. This is too good to be true, Democrats declare, fingers grasping at their hair. McCain is tightening the race in key states. The youth vote won't come out.

But if in fact McCain were to win this election it would be, one of the nation's foremost pollster says, almost historically unprecedented.

"There is no reason in history to suggest [Obama won't win]," said Frank Newport of Gallup"All you can go by is history and compare our last polling that we have done before the election and the actual outcome in the presidential election... We have most polls showing Obama with a statistically significant lead nationally and also in these states. If he were to lose, it will be the first time since World War II something like this has happened. Now, keep in mind. It's a small sample, less than 20 elections, but it would be very unusual, in fact, exceptional... improbable."

Monday, November 3, 2008

Oh My God.

They all think he's going to win by a landslide!

BUT WE CAN'T RELY ON THE POLLS! LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED IN 2000! VOTE!!!!

Saturday, November 1, 2008

An Eerie Suicide Note

A man committed suicide by plummeting 60 feet to his death in El Paso, Texas yesterday. He left two suicide notes: one to Barack Obama and one to his family.

The El Paso Times reports:
Police confirmed that the man left behind a note that read, "Obama take care of my family."

This video gives me faith in humanity