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Totz Typz Woody!

According to Perez, the hottie from "Slumdog" is starring in Woody Allen's next flick! Totz typz, no? She's perf! Check out Perez's report here.

Another Fantastic Blog/Time-waster

Thanks to Sara R-O for this one: Failblog is incredible.

An excerpt from my bio text book...

"Dear Dr. Tatiana,

I'm a European praying mantis, and I've noticed I enjoy sex more if I bite my lover's heads off first. It's because when I decapitate them they go into the most thrilling spasms. Somehow they seem less inhibited, more urgent--it's fabulous. Do you find this too?

-I Like 'Em Headless in Lisbon

Some of my best friends are man-eaters, but between you and me, cannibalism isn't my bag. I can see why you like it though. Males of your species are boring lovers. Beheading them works wonders: whereas a headless chicken rushes wildly about, a headless mantis thrashes in a sexual frenzy. Why can't he be that way when he's whole? Well, it's hard to have wild sex if you're trying to keep your head."

For my religion paper on the connection between Judaism, Reggae and the Old Testament

By the Rivers of Babylon - Bob Marley

Obama-Lincoln Portrait Created from 5,600 Cupcakes

To commemorate Lincoln's 200 birthday, a portrait of Obama and Lincoln was concocted from a delicious medley of 5,600 cupcakes. Yummy!

Read the full article.

Courtesy of the Huffington Post Style section.

WHAT???

This is just ridiculous: a 13-yr-old baby-faced British boy is a now a FATHER. to a BABY. Oh, and his name is ALFIE by the way. Check out the trashy article here. How does this even happen? He's four feet tall.

UPDATE: I found a video. It is amazing. My favorite part:

Reporter: "What are you going to do financially?"
Alphie: "What's "financially?"

Korean Baby Singing Hey Jude

Sometimes it feels like there are eight days a week, so happy Friday!

Adipic Acid...or Cocaine?!

I spent ten hours of my life creating this substance. Isn't it pretty? This is also the first image I've ever uploaded from my phone. My lab TA thought I was really cool for taking a picture of my crystals.

This is Amazing!

This is Why You're Fat- the weirdest new blog I've come across recently. You must check it out- although probably not right before dinner. I think they should start posting recipes! The sad part of it is- there are some items on here that I wouldn't be totally opposed to tryign...

I Love Her!

I think this is so awesome! M.I.A. performed at the Grammys, live, ON HER FUCKING DUE DATE with the biggest male rap stars in the world right now. She totally held her own, and very cutely touched her belly a couple of times onstage. Plus, how adorable was that outfit?

Here's the slideshow.

Here's the video:

From My ARHA: Modern Art Since 1945 Reading

This was in my art history text book about Robert Rauschenberg about Rembrandt's The Jewish Bride.

"However delicate her face and serious her expression, The Jewish Bride has an ass. You can tell. She can raise her skirt at any moment. She can sit down, she has what it takes."

-- Jean Genet, "What Remains of a Rembrandt Torn in Four Equal Pieces, and Flushed Down the Toilet"

TOTZ AWKZ!!!

Oh yeah, so like I USED to masturbate, but NOW i don't....TOTZ AWKZ!! Check it out.

The Office is good again!

OMG the newest episode of "The Office" is so funny!! Well, it's definitely funnier than William James' Varieties of Religious Experience..... Anyways, watch it if you have time. And come on- we're in college-- you HAVE time.