Thursday, November 20, 2008

TOTZ AWKZ HERZL PROMO VIDS





Could these videos BE any more totz awkz!?!

Personal Highlights:
  1. everything Nate Wohl says
  2. the Floating Potash head that appears out of nowhere
  3. how Herzl is only referred to as "Camp Herzl" the whole time. Who the fuck calls it that??
  4. how no one knows the Hebrew part of the Herzl song
  5. closing footage of the dirty clothesline, orange statue, Herzl cheese!!!

Sunday, November 16, 2008

The Big Question


Where will the little Obamas go to school? Sidwell Friends? Maret? Georgetown Day? Why do I care? I don't know?

"All across town, parents are already dreamily envisioning casual chats with the president and first lady at soccer practices and PTA meetings, while little girls are swooning over the prospect of White House sleepovers with the daughters of the nation’s first black president."

Hahaha I would be too...

More weird highlights:

"Mrs. Dozoretz also passed along a note from her 10-year-old daughter, Melanne, who was thrilled about the prospect of an Obama presidency and the possibility that the girls might end up at her school. (“I love Sidwell because I learn so much there,” Melanne wrote in the note addressed to Mrs. Obama.)
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"And for many black parents and students, the buzz has been thrilling. Dylan McAfee, an African-American girl in second grade at Georgetown Day, met Mrs. Obama last Monday and has been star-struck ever since. “I touched her hand and she smelled like cherries,” she said."

oh my GOD this is funny.

possibly the best thing on SNL since Dick in a Box

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Where's Seth?

Can you find Seth in all of the pictures below?

First of all, let me just say that I am not going to post this celeb's full name due to Barbara's celeb blogging experience.

But anyways, I meant to post this last weekend, after my SR double-feature extravaganza (Pineapple Express on Friday at Wes and Zack and Miri Make a Porno on Saturday at Destinta), but anyways, here you go: My father + a brand new iPhone + creepy stalker relatives + SR at a wedding =



OMG Joy of My Life!

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Look, it's Babs!

One Last Hurrah for Palin Nation!


Hehehehe I couldn't help it! Control yourself, woman! You were only in this thing for like two months anways! Think about how Hil must have felt!

The Top 5 Body Language Moments of Election Day

I highly recommend this slideshow. The pictures! The captions!!

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Just Felt the Need...


Huff po column attempts to settle the nerves of paranoid democrats:

Even though every political and statistical indication points to an Obama victory tonight -- and a healthy one at that -- a certain brand of liberal paranoia persists. This is too good to be true, Democrats declare, fingers grasping at their hair. McCain is tightening the race in key states. The youth vote won't come out.

But if in fact McCain were to win this election it would be, one of the nation's foremost pollster says, almost historically unprecedented.

"There is no reason in history to suggest [Obama won't win]," said Frank Newport of Gallup"All you can go by is history and compare our last polling that we have done before the election and the actual outcome in the presidential election... We have most polls showing Obama with a statistically significant lead nationally and also in these states. If he were to lose, it will be the first time since World War II something like this has happened. Now, keep in mind. It's a small sample, less than 20 elections, but it would be very unusual, in fact, exceptional... improbable."

Monday, November 3, 2008

Oh My God.

They all think he's going to win by a landslide!

BUT WE CAN'T RELY ON THE POLLS! LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED IN 2000! VOTE!!!!

Saturday, November 1, 2008

An Eerie Suicide Note

A man committed suicide by plummeting 60 feet to his death in El Paso, Texas yesterday. He left two suicide notes: one to Barack Obama and one to his family.

The El Paso Times reports:
Police confirmed that the man left behind a note that read, "Obama take care of my family."

This video gives me faith in humanity

Friday, October 31, 2008

Happy Halloween: The Palin Family Celebrates The Devil's Holiday

Piper dressed as a snow princess, Sarah wore an orange scarf and Trig dressed as an elephant. That kid is Palin's constant political tool. Come on, the poor kid cannot escape the Republican's grasp!

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Sarah Palin Offers Bristol As Babysitter To Tina Fey

Sarah Palin offered up Bristol's babysitting skills to Tina Fey when she guest starred on SNL. CRAZINESS! Also, it just so happened to be Bristol's birthday!

Michelle Obama seems really cool

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Before/After

before
after


click here for more! These pictures are hilarious.

Lauren Reece Elementary School #2

Nikki Neems, owner of the beloved RSVP shop in Iowa City, writes to the local paper in agreement with Dave Franker to name the school after my mom.
Fuck the commenters!! What the fuck?

Monday, October 20, 2008

If this really is Palin Nation, here's the virtual visual of what that'd actually be like...


Imagine walking into the Oval Office. What would you expect to see? A few American flags scattered around, pictures of past presidents, gold eagles, a sealskin rug, a pitbull with lipstick. What a second... Check out palinaspresident.us to experience this frightening "reality."

I have my life back!!

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Monday, October 13, 2008

Checking In With Levi Johnston


Here are some of my favorite quotes from the Associated Press's interview with Sarah Palin's future son in law, Levi Johnston.
WASILLA, Alaska — Levi Johnston, who's having a baby with Gov. Sarah Palin's daughter, can't believe all the things he's hearing.

Johnston hinted he's expecting a boy, but he declined to discuss baby names.

"I'm looking forward to having him," he said. "I'm going to take him hunting and fishing. He'll be everywhere with me."

He's bagged bears, sheep, elk, and caribou. Some of the antlers are scattered about his yard. Last July on a caribou hunt he lost a "promise" ring that Palin had given him. He said he decided to tattoo her name on the finger and not bother with more rings because he'd just lose them anyway.

What about Johnston's politics?

The young man said he wasn't an expert on politics by any stretch. Asked about Barack Obama, he replied: "I don't know anything about him. He seems like a good guy. I like him."

Johnston didn't register in time to vote, according to the Mat-Su Division of Elections Office in Wasilla. But he's still rooting for John McCain and Sarah Palin.

"I just hope she wins," he said. "She's my future mother-in-law. She better win."

Since attending the RNC, Levi's dropped out of high school and is now training to be an electrician. The Palin-Johnston clan seems to be off to a good start.

Read the full article.

Friday, October 10, 2008

This is So Ridiculous!


Republicans are crazy. Apparently, they weren't too happy about the fact that Newsweek didn't retouch Sarah Palin's face. WHAT??? Bizarre. Check out the hilariousness of this VID from Fox News. God, I hate them.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

From The ACB: This is Anonymous, so it's not wrong to post, is it?



i wanna have a baby. i'm a freshman, but i've done some research, and gloria at the day care center off campus (right by the butts) said she'll work overtime to offer any support i need. bazically i'm looking for a baby daddy-- you know, no protection.... i just wanna reproduce witchu. send me a personal message and i'll see if you've got the traits i want in a babby boy.

i know this is wierd thing to post on tha ACB but i owuld appreciate it if there were no haters responding to this post. it would hurt me to know that somebody out there isn't supporting my choice just because it goes against our society's expectations for a girl my age.

just post if ur inrested.

p.s. you don't need to pay child support.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

A P.S.A.



Courtesy of Huffington Post's 23/6

Pretentious or Sweet?

"About us:

Maria Alexandra Vettese (left) is an artist living with two cats in Portland, Maine. Her perfect day includes an early rising-time and bedtime. In her dreams she sits at a table in a sparse but warm room and writes letters by hand all day.

Stephanie Congdon Barnes (right) is a
mother of two from Portland, Oregon. She
loves the woods, good bacon and making little things out of wool and linen. The first thing she does in the morning is put water on to boil for coffee."

What do you think? We need to make "about us" blurbs.

3,191 Reasons To Stay Friends


Two friends living 3,191 miles apart (Portland, Maine and Portland, Oregon) spent the year in constant communication by sending a daily photo to each other. They recently published their book A Year of Mornings: 3191 Miles Apart (Princeton Architectural Press).
Upon scanning their blog, I was deeply moved by their "photographic conversations." They continue to post daily.

Here's a glimpse.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Now I know why grownups LOVE Sesame Street!

Courtesy of Lily:


Unnecessary Censorship Sesame Street Edition - Watch more free videos

Elmo: "You make a monster very happy!" Aaaah, I feel so corrupted!

Unigo is cool

So, I wish that I could re-apply to college this year. NOT so I could go to a different school or anything, but so I could search for schools on the brand new website Unigo.com. I would have simply died, had this site been around when I was looking for schools. No maybe died isn't the right term...more like failed out of high school because I would have spent every second of senior year on it. It's created by a Wes alum and it's sick. Here's a video that is reminiscent of my freshman year in Clark. Especially the part about the RA being fired in November, and wanting to use his room for parties after he moved out. I wanted to call it "The Room of Requirement." But we never unlocked the door.